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a wise woman once said: "HAVR U EVER HAD A PIMPLE ON OR NEAR UR VIRGINIA BC IT IS TERRIFYING?????????????" she hasnt said this, but upon seeing my new sidebar, she probably thought "hOW THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE A SELFIE WHILE FALLING OFF YOUR CHAIR WHAT THE FUKC IM SCREAMING"

allthejohnroxy:

ampvee:

jonnovstheinternet:

[via]

oh my fucking god

that is the face of a man who understands the damage he’s caused

thevictoriaa:

pretty much

(Source: watermelontacos)

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

(Source: this-episode)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass)

Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
Daisy Lola (via phoe-bs)

(Source: sh-ocking)

Love yourself down to the bone, down to the roof of your mouth. Leave no stone unturned, no cell unwanted. Love down to the blood no matter how fast it boils.
Meggie Royer, Lessons For Thriving Not Just Surviving (via expresswithsilence)

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

(Source: itscarts)

ayookacey:

This show is amazing

(Source: bobs-burgers-gifs)